Bedroom Door

Being a bedroom door is tough. Especially if the room belongs to a moody teenage girl. You wouldn’t think so but they take all their anger out on me! I mean if their mom yells at them, they slam the door. If their boyfriend breaks up with them, they slam the door. And if they get a bad grade on their social studies test, what do you think they’re going to do? Slam the door which I would like tell you is in fact me! I mean I take good care of myself. I make sure my hinges are clean so they don’t squeak, I keep my door knob shiny and this is how she repays me? How selfish! I give her privacy from her annoying little brother and even though the dog scratches me I stand my ground and protect her. So next time when you’re about to slam the door because your parents grounded you, think about how I feel!